[mini-AIR] mini-AIR: A Few Fews

Mon Dec 13 12:53:45 EST 2021

mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")
December 2021, issue number 2021-12. ISSN 1076-500X.
	<https://www.improbable.com/airchives/miniair/>

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  Research that makes people LAUGH, then THINK.
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01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

02 IN THE MAGAZINE ITSELF: The Special IG NOBEL Issue
03 A. Few, Young, and Strong: Strange Bedfellows
04 Cheap Thrills
05 Limerick Challenge: Few, on All Things Circular
06 Salami on Cannabis Winner
07 MORE IMPROBABLE: Salt, Oil, and Dandelions
08 Few: All of Humanity
20 SOME IMPROBABLE EVENTS
30 — Subscribe to the Actual Magazine! (*)
31 — How to start or stop receiving this little newsletter (*)
32 — Contact Info (*)
33 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

	Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue.

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02 IN THE MAGAZINE ITSELF: The Special IG NOBEL Issue

	What you are reading at the moment (mini-AIR)
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The special IG NOBEL issue (vol. 27, no. 6) of the magazine is out and about. See the table of contents and selected articles at:
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03 A. Few, Young, and Strong: Strange Bedfellows

This month's somewhat randomly selected research report is:

"When Strange Bedfellows Go All In: A Template for Implementing Non-Lethal Strategies Aimed at Reducing Carnivore Predation of Livestock," Julie K. Young, John Steuber, Alexandra Few, Adam Baca, and Zack Strong, Animal Conservation, 2018. 
<https://digitalcommons.usu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3699&context=wild_facpub> The authors, at Utah State University, USDA-Wildlife Services Montana, and the Natural Resources Defense Council, Bozeman, Montana, report:

"One non-lethal tool available to reduce depredation of livestock by wolves is fladry. Fladry consists of strands of flags, measuring approximately 50-cm long by 10-cm wide, sewn onto nylon rope at 45-cm intervals. Fladry acts as a primary repellent by taking advantage of the fact that wolves are neophobic and relies on producing a flight response to deter them."

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04 Cheap Thrills

While waiting for the pandemic to end, you may be permitted (local laws vary) to treat yourself to regular infusions of cheap thrills.

One way to do that:
Subscribe to the magazine, Annals of Improbable Research. 
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If you are feeling especially indulgent, also scoop up some back issues — every issue is a special issue on some randomly compelling topic. 

The past year's special issue topics:
	Chocolate, Forensics, Haphazard, 
	Ducks, Children, Ig Nobel

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	Psychology, Big Animals, Small Animals, 
	Coffee & Tea, Con Men, Ig Nobel

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	Surprising Tastes, Habit & Tricks, Animals
	Disgusting Research, Surprising Research, Ig Nobel

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05 Limerick Challenge: Few, on All Things Circular

This month's RESEARCH LIMERICK challenge — Devise a pleasing limerick that encapsulates this study:

"Our Irresistible Fascination with All Things Circular," Stephen Few, Perceptual Edge Visual Business Intelligence Newsletter, 2010, pp. 1-9
<https://perceptualedge.com/articles/visual_business_intelligence/our_fascination_with_all_things_circular.pdf>
The author, few, explains:

"I’ve written at length in the past about the failures of pie charts and circular dashboard gauges, so I’ll keep my comments brief about them here. Although the evidence of a pie chart’s dysfunction is hard to ignore when you actually take a moment to inspect it, nothing that I teach is met with such ﬁerce opposition as my low opinion of them."

Submit your perfectly formed, delightfully enlightening limerick to:

	FEW CIRCULAR LIMERICK COMPETITION
	c/o <MARC aaattt IMPROBABLE dddooottt COM>

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06 Salami on Cannabis Winner

The judges have chosen a winner in last month's Competition, which asked for a limerick to explain this study:

"It is Our Turn to get Cannabis High: Put Cannabinoids in Food and Health Baskets," Federico Martinelli Salami, Antonio Giovino, Ava Bachari, Neda Arad, and Nitin Mantri, Molecules, vol. 25, no. 18, 2020, 4036. <https://www.mdpi.com/1420-3049/25/18/4036/pdf>

Winning limericist TOM STEWART writes:

When you suffer from angst--or a hemorrhoid—
There’s nothing that outcures a cannabinoid.
  Both antiemetic
  And antipyretic
These meds make M.D.s become unemployed

This month's take from our LIMERICK LAUREATE, MARTIN EIGER:

When I first read this, try as I might,
The argument didn't seem right.
  But now, I can see,
  It makes sense.  I agree.
What's different?  I'm high as a kite.

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07 MORE IMPROBABLE: Salt, Oil, and Dandelions

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08 Few: All of Humanity

For All of Humanity, Martha Few, University of Arizona Press, 2015.
<https://www.jstor.org/stable/j.ctt183pc8z>

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20 SOME IMPROBABLE EVENTS

Arisia, Boston, MA, USA						Jan 14, 2022
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33 — Standard Gobbledegook (*)

EDITOR: Marc Abrahams
CO-CONSPIRATORS: Kees Moeliker, Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Gary Dryfoos, Nan Swift, Stephen Drew
PROOFREADER: Ambient Happenstance
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