[mini-AIR] mini-AIR December issue: candy-wrapper crackling, drifters, uvula poet, etc.

[Marc Abrahams]

mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")
December 2013, issue number 2013-12. ISSN 1076-500X.
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2013-12-01 TABLE OF CONTENTS

2013-12-02 Technical Note: mini-AIR's New Server
2013-12-03 Imminent Events
2013-12-04 In the Magazine: Ig Issue Imminent
2013-12-05 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Candy-Cover Crackling
2013-12-06 Drift Limerick Competition
2013-12-07 Ceramic Uvula Speaker Poet
2013-12-08 MORE IMPROBABLE: Ice Cream Music, Depression, Lovers
2013-12-09 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Where and Why Drifters Die
2013-12-10 Improbable Research Events
2013-12-11 -- How to Get the Magazine (*)
2013-12-12 -- Our Address (*)
2013-12-13 -- Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*)
2013-12-14 -- How to start or stop receiving this newsletter (*)

	Items marked (*) are reprinted in every issue.


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2013-12-02 Technical Note: mini-AIR's New Server

The mini-AIR distribution list now resides on a new machine. The machine it lived on for the past eon is disintegrating. Apologies if there are glitches with this, the first issue spouting from the new machine!

ALSO: This is the first issue of mini-AIR in which we are including an image. Having advanced into the the 20th century, we contemplate sneaking some day into the 21st.


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2013-12-03 Imminent Events

ARISIA, Boston, MA, USA				Jan [date TBA], 2014
Dramatic Improbable Research, read by aloud by notable persons.

AAAS Annual Meeting, Chicago, IL, USA	Feb 15, 2014

UK, Ireland, Denmark, Sweden			Mar/Apr 2014

	Full events schedule at <http://goo.gl/tzwJt>


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2013-12-04 In the Magazine: Ig Issue Imminent

The special Ig Nobel issue (vol. 19, no. 6) of the Annals of Improbable Research is at the printer! The paper version will soon be mailed to subcribers. The e-book version (with identical content) will be in e-bookstores within a few weeks.

The special Tolstoys & Rifles issue (vol. 19, no. 5) is available as an e-book, and portions of it are online free at <http://goo.gl/qAuogp>

 
	Download a FREE E-BOOK ISSUE <http://goo.gl/BMzMw>
	All issues of the magazine <http://www.improbable.com/magazine>


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2013-12-05 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: Candy-Cover Crackling

This month's research spotlights the crackling sound of candy wrappers:

"Universal power law in the noise from a crumpled elastic sheet," Eric M. Kramer and Alexander E. Lobkovsky, Physical Review E, vol. 53, no. 2, 1996, pp. 1465 ff. (Thanks to Neil Judell for bringing this to our attention.) <http://goo.gl/vrRJ9y> The authors, at the University of Chicago, report:

"Physicists and laymen alike are familiar with the loud crackling noise produced when a crumpled cellophane candy wrapper is unwrapped. This noise is a generic product of thin, crumpled elastic sheets and is qualitatively different from the sounds that can be produced with a flat sheet. Despite its ubiquity and accessibility, to our knowledge there has been no experimental investigation of this sound.... Using high-resolution digital recordings, we study the crackling sound emitted from crumpled sheets of mylar as they are strained."


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2013-12-06 Drift Limerick Competition

Drift — in Dogs, Names, Pottery and Authors — inspires this month's limerick competition. To enter, compose an original limerick that illuminates the nature of this patent:

"Random Drift and Large Shifts in Popularity of Dog Breeds," Harold A. Herzog, R. Alexander Bentley and Matthew W. Hahn, Biology Letters, vol. 271, no. S5, August 7, 2004, pp. 353-6. <http://goo.gl/36A2Z5> (Thanks to Mikhail Simkin for bringing this to our attention.) The authors report that:

"This model predicts the frequency distributions of first names over the past century (Hahn & Bentley 2003), decorations on prehistoric pottery (Neiman 1995; Bentley & Shennan 2003) and journal citations of scientific authors (Simkin & Roychowdhury 2003).... In some cases, however, there are dramatic fluctuations in the popularities of individual breeds that do not fit this simple null hypothesis. For example, after the release of the 1985 version of the Disney movie 101 Dalmatians, new Dalmatian registrations increased 6.2-fold, from 6880 registrations in 1985 to 42 816 registrations in 1993, followed by a precipitous fall to 4652 registrations 6 years later."

Submit your limerick to:

	DRIFT LIMERICK COMPETITION
	c/o <marca at improbable.com>


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2013-12-07 Ceramic Uvula Speaker Poet

The judges have chosen a winner for last month's Ceramic Uvula Speaker Limerick Competition, which asked for a limerick to honor this document:

"Ceramic Uvula Speaker," Canadian patent application 2733321A1, by Mira Yung, filed Feb 28, 2011. <http://goo.gl/rbHl2T>

The winning poet is TONY HARKER, who wrote:
Build a speaker that's mouth-like inside it,
Let a uvula partly divide it:
   Its ceramic surround
   Helps to transmit the sound,
So you'd better not sit right beside it.

From LIMERICK LAUREATE MARTIN EIGER:
A speaker of plastic or wood
Makes sounds that don't sound like they should.
   But results are dynamic
   With one that's ceramic.
The uvula makes it sound good.


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2013-12-08 MORE IMPROBABLE: Ice Cream Music, Depression, Lovers

Recent improbable bits you maybe missed:

IMPROBABLE BLOG:
<> Ice music and ice cream music, and a former rodeo rider
	<http://goo.gl/jYWfp3>
<> "Which placebo to cure depression?" [study]
	<http://goo.gl/GRKSma>
<> Press Release of the Week: "Reduced cognitive control in passionate lovers" <http://goo.gl/eCXPbN>

...and MORE, MORe, MOre, More, more at <http://improbable.com>

New LFHCfS (Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists) member:
Brenna Hassett: <http://goo.gl/rwO6sa>

NEWSPAPER COLUMN:
<> What, When, or How Do Students Complain? <http://goo.gl/5hmcAK>

twitter:	@ImprobResearch, @MarcAbrahams, #IgNobel
facebook:	<http://www.facebook.com/improbableresearch>
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2013-12-09 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Where and Why Drifters Die

"Evaluating Where and Why Drifters Die," Rick Lumpkin, Nikolai Maximenko, and Mayra Pazos," Journal of Atmospheric and Oceanic Technology, Vol. 29, No. 2, February 2012: 300-308. (Thanks to Tom Gill for bringing this to our attention.) <http://goo.gl/lsjZcd> The authors begin to explain:

"Global drifter array of ~1250 drifters requires deployment of ~1000 drifters per year. When planning these deployments, it’s valuable to have an accurate assessment of where drifters are likely to die."


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2013-12-10 Improbable Research Events

For details and additional events, see
<http://improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/complete-schedule>

ARISIA, Boston, USA				— Jan, 2014
AAAS Annual Meeting, Chicago, USA	— Feb 15, 2014
Ig Nobel Tour of Denmark	 		— Mar, 2014
Ig Nobel Tour of the UK				— Mar, 2014
Stockholm, Sweden			 		— Mar, 2014
Dublin, Ireland						— Mar, 2014
USA Sci & Eng Fest, Washington, DC	— Apr 24, 2014
NIST, Gaithersburg, MD, USA			— Apr 25, 2014
Imperial College London Festival, UK	— May, 2014
ESOF, Copenhagen, Denmark		— Jun, 2014


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2013-12-11 -- How to Get the Magazine (*)

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2013-12-12 -- Our Address (*)

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EDITOR: Marc Abrahams
CO-CONSPIRATORS: Kees Moeliker, Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Gary Dryfoos, Ernest Ersatz, Stephen Drew
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