[Coco] Get to know your neighbors, folks
Roger Taylor
operator at coco3.com
Tue Jun 2 01:29:49 EDT 2009
Your fellow webmaster and CoCo friend almost bit the dust today. Not
like the high speed rollover I had a few years back or the time I
slammed into the back of a highly flammable gas canister truck, but
something different.
A family backyard picnic today turned into chaos today. The kids
woofed down their hot dogs and jumped back in the pool and started
feuding again as usual. I finally got to sit down with a huge steak
and some sliced sausage.
On about my second big bite of steak I didn't chew it nearly long
enough. I bet you can figure the rest out. When it got hung and
wouldn't cough up, I decided to try to swallow it harder, then it
*really* got stuck. No air flow at all, guys. I jumped up and tried
to cough it out for 30 seconds with no luck. A quick gulp of soda
only made it worse. My little kids started panicking and crying. I
made it obvious I was choking. My girl yelled that she didn't know
what to do. I knew I had to find another adult and quick. Out of
about 6 lazy and odd neighbors I chose the house where a (not fully
citizen-status) Mexican family lives and ran up on their porch and
yanked the door open. The mother was sitting on the couch and I went
through all the motions and whatnot that you'd expect a dying fella
to do to get help. She didn't understand. I could barely get a gasp
to say "I'm choking" but it didn't come out right. She just looked
at me. The kids were crying. She followed me out on the porch.
I was getting weak and my face probably went through 10 shades of
purple before I grabbed the woman's arms and put them around me and
showed her what to do. She didn't do anything. She didn't know what
I was talking about. Still, no air. I was in trouble, but at the
second, I realized I was *really* in trouble if she didn't understand
what was going on. Finally she attempted the motions but she wasn't
doing it hard enough. So I *barely* got enough gasp to say, Harder!,
but again, it didn't come out in Spanish, nor nearly loud enough to
be vocal. The kids were hysterical. I told my little boy it was
going to be ok, which took my last bit of breath-effort and was
almost inaudible. Finally the lady started to improve... but it
wasn't working! I tried with all my might to puke the damn chunk of
steak up but it wasn't budging. I could feel my passageway under
serious pressure.
Then at last, a miracle thrust to my gut from the woman resulted
in.... (giggle now, because I'm alive) a huge chunk of steak about 1
inch in diameter hurling through the air, across her porch... it
rolled to a stop. Actually, I saw it in slow motion so it took
forever to come to a complete stop. Slobber was all over the place
and the kids were still crying, but a life was saved. During her
last thrusts I was also trying like hell to barf, so with all things
combined, the obstacle was pursuaded to move. I'm still in a little
shock I guess. In 41 years, nothing like that until now. Get to
know your neighbors, folks. Learn some Spanish? I refused the idea
until now but tonight I'll *probably* Google up "I'm choking" and
keep that on standby.
Lessons learned: chew your food well, know thy neighbors, stay in
shape so you can run fast.
That is all.
--
Roger Taylor
http://www.wordofthedayonline.com
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